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This November with Andy, 2016

Journal Entry: Mon Dec 5, 2016, 3:11 PM


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Andy & Barbara at the Symphony

Barbara and I have permanent front-row center seats at the Symphony and Joyce Yang's performance of Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini, reminded us of why this seat is such a treat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4bHt…


35th Anniversary


November 27, marked 35 years since Barbara and I tied the knot. It's still going strong. I think the Force is with us.

 


Trump



I was horrified when Trump was elected President of the USA.  Although Hillary Clinton had two million more votes than Trump, the racists, bigots, and suckers who swallowed the Right Wing propaganda spewed by Alt-Right Fascist/Nazi web sites convinced the gullible, ill-informed people, in the rural farm states to vote for Trump.  This caused an Electoral College majority.  This is a low-point for America. I am ashamed of being American, but happy I live in Liberal California.  And, quite frankly, if you are offended by this message, please take me off your watch list. I do not want Deplorables to have any association with me or my art.


Chola and Andy and Legs



Before heading to the gym, I was walking to an ATM machine on York in Highland Park to get money for my tailor and Barbara's golf lessons when I heard someone walking quickly toward me from behind. A young woman's voice said to me, "Yo, hey dude" a couple of times. I turned around and it was a cute rotund chola (Hispanic gang-member associate) with a huge gang tattoo on her neck. I stopped and faced her in puzzlement. She said, with her hands flipping sideways in a stereotype cholla fashion, "Hey man. Howdya did you get dem legs? Biking? Hiking?" I told her I hike and work out with Zumba and dance. She began asking me how to lose weight and get better legs. I told her, "Take some scissors to your tortillas and sweet bread and cut them in half and eat cheese and avocado between meals to kill your appetite." She said, "Thanks dude. Ya know. That's gonna be hard. I love sweet bread and tortillas." She rubbed her belly. I reassured her that eating an ounce of cheese or an avocado slice between meals will help take the sting away. As she was about to walk away, she bent down and took another look, "Damn dude. A woman would kill for those pins. Later man." it was pretty funny. (Stock photo of a Cholla.) 

 

Wordament

When Barbara and I have a spare moment, we sometimes play Wordament on the net. You play against hundreds of other people. It's like Scrabble but hundreds of times faster.

 

Stock Trading Program Complaint



One November morning, I was I was tormenting the computer programmers at Merrill-Lynch stock trading desk. I told them their new improved trading assistant, market analyzer, is worse than useless. I told them that some greedy programmer must have gone running with his creation to management and swiftly got his bonus before any clients actually tried to use it. And I said, to make it worse, you have to take 10 separate steps just to launch the program and it runs like something that ran on a PC before Windows was invented. All he could do was laugh and apologize. He thanked me for being a good sport.  This is how I make most of my income.



Tess and Andy



You were terrific Tess!

 

 

Belly Dance Routine


I’m trying to memorize this entire dance so I can teach it to my exercise class. It’s a big challenge.  The next class session begins in January.

 

   

 

Features

 

From The Woods by Fotomonta  From The Woods by Fotomonta

 

Smite Rock-a-Bellona by Scebiqu  Smite Rock-a-Bellona by Scebiqu

 

Dark Angel by Fotomonta  Dark Angel by Fotomonta

 

Weiss snowy by sakimichan Weiss snowy by sakimichan

 

Starguardian Duo by sakimichan Starguardian Duo by sakimichan

 

Learning to Fly by foureyes  Learning to Fly by foureyes

 

Barn Ruin by Forestina-Fotos Barn Ruin by Forestina-Fotos

 

Medea by Selenada Medea by Selenada

 

Ravel by Winterz-Edge Ravel by Winterz-Edge

 

Regret by Winterz-Edge  Regret by Winterz-Edge

 

Montana 6275 by Sooper-Deviant  Montana 6275 by Sooper-Deviant

 

People are People by dkokdemir People are People by dkokdemir

 

Fate/Stay Night - Saber Lily by Xeno-Photography Fate/Stay Night - Saber Lily

by Xeno-Photography

 

Greige by girltripped Greige by girltripped

 

GORETOBER 2016 - Day #7 (Possessed) by YuuheiDanchou GORETOBER 2016 - Day #7 (Possessed)



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AndySerrano
Eternal Bliss Hidden in Nature
Artist | Hobbyist | Artisan Crafts
United States
Current Residence: State of Love in City of the Angels
Favourite genre of music: My wife, Barbara
Operating System: Apple OS X
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: Ghost in the Shell
Wallpaper of choice: I'd prefer a cave over a solid boring wall with wallpaper
Skin of choice: Smooth skin, preferably of a living human woman
Favourite cartoon character: Harley Quinn, Ghost in Shell, Superman, Batman, Sailor Moon
Personal Quote: Do it now because there may be no now a minute from now!
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Hug 2016 NaNoEmo - #4 Black and White Bounce 
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Lilythekitsune Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
I just came here to say thank you for all the facts and history you send people when they favorite photos of yours.  It's really fascinating and I appreciate it so much, especially for someone who's never been to those places, it's a pleasant insight to that country's culture or beliefs.
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AndySerrano Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I give written insights into each artwork because I believe it makes it a richer experience and because I love to write. The best way for someone with modest means to travel is to resist the herd and live modestly. While everyone else is squandering their money on expensive homes and cars, resist the pack and save your money. You will then be able to travel. Don't travel in tour groups. Or if you do, find time to escape and wander on your own and mix with the people.  I put people on my watch list if I like their work or if I write with them fairly consistently. 
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You get a hug!
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Thank you so much for faving im really glad you like them
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Yes. I do.
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AndySerrano Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Do itashi mashite !
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